Celebrity plastic surgery has been a staple of hollywood for decades. Every once in a while, we notice something different about the appearance of our favorite celebs. While the cause is often something as simple as to much Pepsi, sometimes these horrid transformations can be attributed to plastic surgery. It’s largely unconfirmed when celebrities go under the knife, but we gathered secret pictures, clues & dug through real Hollywood trash to bring you the inside scoop on your favorite stars.
Horrifying before and after pics of your favorite stars below!
We all know Kylie Jenner because her sister made a porno and her dad had his weenie chopped off. Kylie is way high class and uses only the best and most natural products like witches blood and children’s tears to produce that “copycat sister” look. Kylie is even promoting Dyson vacuum’s; she uses them to make her lips and weenie huge for her boyfriend Tiger Woods!
The one time pop punk princess Avril Lavigne has seen better days. Gone are the days of Paris fashion shoots and hit songs. These days the “My Happy Ending” singer spends most of her time on Instagram crying about Nickelback & her “mangy tick disease” that she caught from Kylie Jenner’s brother. Her puffy face seems to change bi-weekly… let’s just say it’s “complicayyyyyted”. Oink!
Beyonce Knowles doesn’t understand how the internet or modern photography work. No amount of Clorox can scrub those unflattering Super Bowl pictures from the internet. There are rumors the “Queen Bee” had Sisqo murdered over those photos, others say she has taken to bathing in Tide brand detergent to cleanse her evil soul. Beyonce is worth hundreds of dollars! Why would she Photoshop her own thighs using an iPhone while on vacation? Hmmmmm… Oink!
80’s pop icon Madonna has been making hits for over two centuries. She made a name for herself utilizing a form of rapid style transformation that has turned her face into a twice baked potato. The “Desperately Seeking Susan” star is “Desperately seeking approval” from a younger and hipper audience by replacing most of her skeleton with chicken grizzle. “Madonna & Guy Ritchie, IT’S OVER!”
Our sources say Nicole Kidman best known for her role in 1995’s Batman Forever, had celebrity plastic surgery as an attempt to publicly hide from former husband/employer Tom Cruise & his Scientology assassins. Kidman later married the caped crusader. They live in the Hamptons and have separate bathrooms so he can jack off.
Sammy Sosa is a retired Major League Baseball player who achieved national fame for his home-run hitting, steroid abuse, and his vicious rivalry with Mark Wahlberg in pursuit of Roger Maris’ home run record. Sosa has so much love for the game that he modeled his new plastic surgery face after a baseball. White leather, red stitches and all!
There is something about Megan Fox that drives the modern man wild. Is it her eyes? Her basic animalistic appeal? Or maybe it’s Maybeline? Sources from the set of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2” have reported Megan may be suffering from “Krang’s Curse” the same mutagen addiction that killed Vanilla Ice. Broooooooo!
Aging ska singer Gwen Stefani has taken some time out of her busy schedule to slide under the knife. Gwen has been on a workaholic rampage this year… if work consists of crying on The Voice, crying in Youtube videos, getting Botox, cheek fillers and acting like a 96’ style basic bitch.
Love, Angel, More Makeup, Baby! oink…
Hollywood actress Winona Ryder has been featured in several classic films such as Heathers & “Bram Stokers” Dracula; but after seeing Dr. Spock pop out of her giney’ in Star Trek “After Hours”, I really wish I could say “Winona” three times into a bathroom mirror while stroking my curly pig tail, and make this hag disappear! Oink!
Academy award nominated actor Jonah Hill went from Super Bad to Super Fat! Jonah has been all cheese dip in preparation for his role as a “Hut” in the upcoming StarWars redux. It’s a widely known fact that Leonardo Dicaprio replaced all of Jonah Hills blood with KFC gravy two years ago on the set of Django Unchained so put butter on your mashed potatoes and get ready for Jonah Hill to die!!!! Oink!