Katy Perry is a Terrorist!

Katy Perry & Cobra Commander

Piggytron an android pig toy.Pop star Katy Perry has been seen around town with a known Terrorist! Cobra Commander and Perry have been secretly canoodling {[‘’oink…Oinky$%^] for weeks now and she is rumored to have joined the clandestine organization known only as “Cobra”! Perry was quoted as saying “I want his cobra snake in my wee-wee! ”Sssssshe’s sssssssspecial…” was the only quote we could understand during our conversation w/ the commander. G.I. Joe have chimed in on the situation stating “Mz. Perry is a major threat to national security!”  Stay Tuned! This story is developing!