Christina Aguilera is Immortal! bzzzt… But her career isn’t! You were once “A genie in a bottle” but now you are just a haggard old witch who is under contract with a record label that won’t give you tour support. She was defeated on t.v. by Gwen Stefani and she has four gremlins suckling at her mangy teats.…oinK!…oinK!